Please leave your pride at the door and strip naked for your convenience and security.

Bring your patience and a few Percosets- you're going to need them to keep from exploding with rage at how slow these folks are.

TSA Pre is the way to go... $100 for 5 years is the best and the agents always more friendly

Come for the air travel, stay for the tender caress of a lonely TSA Agent.

Come 2 hours before your flight and you might make your trip.

Don’t try to sneak duty-free purchases through here. (I have no idea what that means either, but someone didn’t get theirs packed properly.) Also, watch out for the gap in the tables by the x-ray.

Check in 24 hrs on line printout broading pass and all good just got to go through security and we good

Go for the free full body pat down , you won't regret it!

The guy in lane 5 gives *amazing* massages , Just opt out!

The most bootleg terminal security I have ever seen! #delta terminal 3...

Usually pretty quick.

Line 4 is generally where the people pressed for time are shoehorned in. Try to avoid his line

This is all just security theater .

Try not to carry anything! Security is rough today!

Disband Department of Fatherland Security!!

God help you if you're disabled. TSA certainly won't.

Get here early!!!!

Be prepared to wait a while......

What are they checking for when they wipe the wand after molesting you???

Gettin' dat daily dose of radiation!

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta touch me

Rapeyscans and Probulation!

Anxiety attack.

Prepare to be either irradiated or molested.

Be prepared for a terribly inefficient system.

40 min to go thru security!!! Wtf

No need to remove shoes , belts, or laptops!!! Fast and easy.

Had a great experience today 15 mins. People are actually following instructions today.

Please take all the water and juices out your bag

She spelled PERCOCET wrong