WARNING: Take very serious precaution when navigating this space, as there is a well known and notorious troll living here. Offering a "troll toll " is wise, as this quells

If the troll gets hostile and viscous, just pull some of his chest hair out and he will cry out in pain and later develop a rash

Stay clear of the troll in the morning and don't forget to pay your troll pass

Watch out for the troll. He's gonna try to make you pay the troll toll . #greedygremlin

Always carry egg salad on your person in case the troll gets hungry

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If the troll tries to get up in your business, smack him across the face and say "none of your business you ugly troll!"

If the troll gets cranky, call 413 348 4247 for advice on how to put him down

Trolls are musical folk play him a song an hell do a jig