This place has a monster in it eating cars that's why it is always bumper to bumper! Some people will believe anything.

If you beep 5 times, all of the squirrels in squirrel hill dance .

The most congested tunnel in Pittsburgh . Just be patient. There's nothing you can do to speed up the process. Just wait for the light at the end of the tunnel ;)

There is no monster in the tunnels . Also the walls won't close in on you. So don't slow down . Learn to drive if you do. :-)

WHEN ENTERING YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SLOW DOWN UNTIL YOU'RE GOING ABOUT 8 MPH. PRETTY SURE THERE'S A RULE

Maintain speed through tunnel , unless you are driving a vehicle over 13 feet - 6 inches tall or one carrying flammable liquids or explosives.

If you're checking in here...too bad for you!

To get through the tunnel faster, call Chuck Norris and pay him to roundhouse all the cars in your path.

Drive all the way to merge point, don't block others from doing so, and stop reading this!

Never ever drive thru this tunnel naked. People will watch you. Especially if you shoot your load before you get to the other end.

There's no such thing as Tunnel Monsters, so don't be afraid. Just drive right in and don't hit your brakes .

Do NOT slow down just because it's a tunnel or slam on your breaks while inside of it. Learn how to drive.

If you do not brake before, in or after the tunnel , you will see a rainbow and unicorn on the other side!

Avoid the tunnel during the annual Tunnel Monster cleaning . He only gets angrier if he hears engines while he's being scrubbed.

Pretty sure the tunnel monster multiplies if it gets wet!

You Pittsburgh people sure know how to piss off truck drivers in this tunnel

MAINTAIN SPEED THROUGH TUNNELS

No need to tailgate in the tunnel , jagoffs.

If you go thru it really fast you will be on the other side faster

Bring a camera !!

Drive as slow as possible and watch out for the walls!

If you slow down in the tunnel you are supporting TERRORISM!

Try not to hit your brakes while entering the tunnel . seriously.

Left lane into tunnels , 90% of the time is faster!

Never venture out to drive during any holiday season:-)

Leave a tip like the other losers.

Park and stay a while. Not like you have much choice.

It's a tunnel . There is another opening, folks.

Watch out for the tunnel monster

No lane changing, jagoffs!

Don't move the place mark, jagoffs.

Don't slow down when u get here! U can only go one way!!

AT&T 3G in tunnel ! 1 bat victory!

This tunnel was the reason they decided to call it a Parkway

the bane of a Pittsburgher's existence

This is the worst tunnel in Pittsburgh ...people the tunnel is not too small for your car to fit. Keep the speed!!!!

Before leaving home, get traffic updates from Channel 11 reporter Trisha Pittman.

Hold your breath when you drive in it.

Wrong tunnel check in.

Maintain a consistent speed through me.

Is it that fucking hard to MAINTAIN SPEED THRU TUNNEL ?! HOLY SHIT!!!

Drive through me!

Avoid me during rush hour!!!!!